Nothing quite says “I love you” like naming a cockroach after your significant other.
For only $15 you can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your Valentine, and they’ll even send you a digital certificate as proof! If you want to go all out, go with ‘The Works’ for $75 and get an entire cockroach gift set complete with a hat, coffee mug, and roach pin.
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